Tuesday, December 30, 2008

your attitude can take you places !!


The title says it all. Your attitude can make your hopes and dreams concrete. Many people know this but often find it hard to put to practice. It is easier said than done. And most often, we are just consumed with troubleshooting and complaining about life that we often forget that what really makes it work is wearing the right attitude.

Success is drawn more to you if you are positive, enthusiastic and willing to take risks.

If positivism can be bought from a store, it would have for sure been a sell-out. There are so many out there who need a little sprinkle of positive thoughts to help them move on. As a result, people like being around friends and family who in one way or another, help them cheer up. It is true that positivism can be contagious. There are numerous testimonies of successful people narrating that they owe their fortune to happy, positive individuals they surround themselves with most of the time. What’s good is that we all have the power to make this happen. You can carefully choose who you make a habit to hang out with. I figure if people have done this at an earlier stage of their lives, they’d live better and happier as adults. Attitudes develop and are adapted through time. You are a result of your experiences. Your happiness or depression now is a consequence of what happened to you in the past. If you think you have missed living a happy childhood, don’t whine. It is never too late to start today.

Are you enthusiastic enough to find life wonderful? If you feel like always waking up at the wrong side of the bed, you aren’t! A friend made a good point in telling me that there is never a “wrong side of the bed”, only the wrong attitude. Try wearing the right attitude to wake up enthusiastic in the morning and days would seem brighter and life less complicated after that. How about starting your day with a smile on your face, a great, cold shower to perk you up and telling yourself to have a good day ahead for a change? Nothing beats a good head start!
Risk is a hazard and you try to avoid it whenever possible. There are instances in life, however, when you need to face it head on if you want to get ahead from where you are now. Some brilliant, skilled people fail to conquer life only because they are so fearful of taking risks. On the other hand, there are ordinary people who get places because they decided to swallow that lump in their throats and face awkwardness, struggles and even dangers in their work and relationships. How many instances have you walked through storms in your life and managed to pick yourself up and walk forward? This is a question that could define how much of a risk-taker you are.

Remember that nobody is born great. Greatness is a summation of courage, resourcefulness, persistence exhibited in the good and the bad experiences of your life. Be thankful for the joys and the perils that come along with living. They make you stronger and make you realize the essentials of living. Further on, learn the trick of how to stay happy and that is to look at the bright side of things and be excited to face life’s ups and downs. Waking up everyday does require us to arm ourselves with decisions we are uncertain of, however, it makes life interesting and worth looking forward to in the morning!

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erotica



Erotica has also had a very large, if unacknowledged, role in the development of our entertainment and electronic media. To serve its audience, the erotica industry has always been in the forefront of the adult world. Erotica differs from pornography in that it celebrates rather than degrades human-sexuality . It preserves the mutuality of sexual activity, is not exploitative, controlling, objectifying, addictive, a "using" activity, or affected by prurient interests.

Sexual pioneers such as Betty Dodson encouraged women to discover themselves through masturbation and Nancy Friday revealed the hitherto-unknown world of female sexual fantasy in her book My Secret Garden . Sex and erotica are increasingly developing from a niche product into a consumer article that is part of normal everyday life. A completely different self-image and change in values are emerging with the elimination of taboos linked to the subject and the social transition.

Sex and intimacy are not fads, theyre of major interest to everyone, regardless of what they say. Romance, intimacy, and sex have even taken Jesus to number one in a Tom Hanks film. Sex films became more hardcore, and lost a lot of charm in the Seventites.. nowadays erotica is more tasteful, subtle, and more in tune to the needs of women.

Erotic know how is seeped in history.. erotic literature, be it Victorian or contemporary, serves the same purpose. It provides an outlet for sexual feelings which certainly exist, but often cannot be overtly expressed. Erotic lesbian stories, once relegated to the back pages of seedier men's magazines, now appear prominently in books released by feminist, romance and mainstream publishers. The tone and explicitness of stories vary, but the best ones emphasize characterization and plot in addition to steamy sex scenes.

Erotica should be the joyous embrace of living, a celebration of our sexuality . I have written many erotic stories and have explored the delectable kinkier side .. both on paper and in life.. and the richness of understanding sexuality has exposed and transformed me into a woman who knows what she wants..

Erotica writers have to consider many things a vanilla writer would never have to consider. Do you tell people what you do? erotica for me is an outlet to explore to indulge to express and to experience.. erotica writing is my future and my future looks wonderful.. i write with the pseudonym angelxx .. and shes provocative, passionate and peppery

Monday, December 29, 2008

3 basic clues that tell you your guy loves you



3 Basic Clues that Your Guy Loves You


Don’t wait till he goes poof. If he’s really into you, you’d be identifying symptoms of him falling for you.

A guy can treat you like a queen day in day out, but it does not all guarantee that he is really interested. Men are quite skillful at relationships that it’s helpful if you know how to play his game. He could make you feel wonderful and leave you overwhelmed by your own conclusions that he is in love with you, yet, he’s just a jerk faking it.

Find out if he’s really into you or not through these three clues:

Watch Out for the ‘I love You’ Blues

Not just when he says it. A guy can be overwhelmed by his hormones and will tell you anything at the spur of the moment. But when you ask him when he is a bit more rational and he does not frown, that’s it! Also examine the time and situation when he says it. Does he still say it even when you’re fighting? Is it saying it with a “too” at the end? Is it the vodka talking? Is it when he wants to have sex with you? You know, guys are capable of giving foolish sweet talk just to get in your pants!

Is He Happy Alone With You?

It might be okay if he doesn’t say the magic words at all. Not all guys are comfortable with being vocal about their feelings. Some feel vulnerable and in less control so they reserve having to say it when they really mean it. That’s okay right as long as he takes it beyond words.

You know he loves you when he smiles most times and rarely frowns. You find him spending loads of alone time with you. It doesn’t matter what you’re doing – be it playing sports, watching DVDs on a lazy Saturday afternoon or just sleeping in bed with you. It’s cop-out if he often finds excuses not to be with instead of planning a getaway with you, if he does that, I’d say he’s losing his love grips then. If he goes out of his way to do things for you like seeing you everyday and cooking dinner for you, that’s a guy trying to impress a girl he really likes.

You’ve Got Yourself a Fans Club

If he constantly cheers for you and tells you how he loves your smile, your strut, the way you sway your hips or how you pull your hair back up, he adores you! And when he does, you like to keep it that way. Take his compliments seriously as these are reasons why he is attracted to you. Stage up a show of your assets to keep him aching for you. A love without lust will make it feel redundant and boring.

Knowing if he’s potential Mr. Right (someone who deserves you) is crucial so you won’t go wasting your time. If he doesn’t seem truly happy with you and just seems like he is faking love, don’t go about wondering too much about what went wrong. You probably already have done enough for him and if he’s still not getting the picture that you want more than what you’re getting, then he’s not worth it!
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day out at the beach

today was a day out at the beach.. picnicing.. swimming.. baking.. the vid below was taken as we waded into the water with my fone.. up to the waist.. koolish is a good word to describe it.. nevertheless, we had alot of fun.. feeling a lil singed.. mmmmm




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driving on xmas eve

hi folks.. these vids below areof driving to pick up the goodies for xmas.. the vid originally was over 16 mins long but had to split it due to exceeding upload requirements at UT.. we just ramble on about stuff.. roadrage.. laughs.. etc.. i hope you enjoy.. and it gives you some idea what its like to drive on Sydney streets..






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Thursday, December 25, 2008

is this santas house?

Look at what we came across on the way to a Xmas eve partay last night.. SANTAS HOUSE!! this has to be seen to be believed.. every inch of the double story Victorian mansion was covered in crissy lites..



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Friday, December 19, 2008

zeitgeist the movie remastered

what does christianity, 911 and the federal reserve all have in common?



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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

3rd reply to would you trust your wife going out alone with your friend


Reply to follow up of would you trust your wife going out alone with your friend?

lol yes, I did watch them hold hands and kiss. It didn't phase me in a negative way. I actually thought it was cool that she was able to do that in front of me without having to hide it.

I don't know what he was feeling when they did that.

She told me that at first, she felt weird doing that in front of me, but as the night went on, she said she became more comfortable with it.

As to whether what they did was a friendly gesture or more, I think a little of both. I know she loves him, so I guess it could have been both. Not sure what she was thinking when they did it.

Maybe you know better (coming from another female). They didn't seek my permission. I guess it all came natural to them. I don't think my wife has an exhibitionist fetish. I think she's just attracted to him and is very close to him.

As for me, no, I don't think I have a fetish, I just love her, support her and want her to be happy. As for their outing, it's 2:00 A.M. and they're still out! lol Should I call her on her cell, or let her be? lol Anyway, it's great to be able to talk to someone about this. Thanks for listening and thanks for the great advice!

Answer:

It can very very hard for others to comprehend how you are feeling and your relaxed attitude. I mean, im pretty easy going, have a good threshold for what gets to me, but even I am amazed at what im hearing.

Kissing and you took it all in stride?? OMG. You say your wife doesnt have exhibitionist fantasies, but going by what you say by she eventually became comfy with doing so makes me think otherwise. Here is what I think...

she knows your OK with things, and feels good about that. She may sense that it kinda turns you on, and she wants to see your reaction. The more you show it doesnt phase you, the more it fuels her fantasy. This is from an outsiders prospective. and most will see it this way. So she pushes it to the edge as far as she can.. Would it change things if you try look deeper and you discover that it does turn you on? and the fact that you guys are both friends with Steve, I mean what does he do after taking your wife out? shake your hand at the end of the evening and say thx mate? You must have the foreberance of steel to be able to be with them while they openly display their affections so blatently.

I think you should call her. Its 2.00am and they are still out, so a call of concern is prolly what shes's expecting. Dont be surprized I think if she reveals stuff you were prolly leading up to expect. It was kinda headed that way.. more so now because of the openness with kissing in front of you. Question is.. can you handle it?

** taken from my dear cupid personal love column .. previous replies to would you trust your wife going out alone with your friend and follow up to would you trust your wife going out alone with your friend

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Friday, December 12, 2008

dating married men


according to Dr Kamal Khurana, a marriage and relationship counselor explains, "Women who fall for married men are usually seeking attention and emotional support. Since married men seem to be more experienced and mature, they get attracted towards them. Owing to their experience, married men understand the emotional needs and desires of women better than their single counterparts. However, men usually get attracted to other women as a result of a deficiency or a lack of satisfaction (emotional/sexual) in their present relationship. "

although prolly ashamed to admit it, many women are involved in affairs with married men. A study published in the Journal of Couple & Relationship Therapy in 2002, revealed that 45-55% of married women and 50-60% of married men engage in extramarital sex at some time or another during their relationship. This gives us an idea about how much extramarital affairs are on a all time high.

some of the reasons men and women stray are:

ego boost the newness and attraction experienced early in the marriage, wears off and routine sets in. When we meet people outside the marriage and they find us attractive, it can be a huge ego booster. More than often, affairs can be reassurances that we still got it and can still attract members of the opposite sex. Also a huge number do so to escape the huge responsibilities that plague them at home. Kids, the job, paying the bills, they long for some fun and relaxation, take their minds off the drudgery for a while.

boredom again, married couples lives fall into humdrum routine, and they do not have the time or the know how on how to revive them. This creates a feeling of being taken for granted and not being given enough attention, this naturally leads to partners seeking to gain satisfaction elsewhere.

getting even sometimes, an affair is used to get back at a partner who has cheated. As a way of saying fuck you, look at me, I can do it too, even when their intention was not to cheat in the first place. These affairs usually are of short duration, just to satisfy the getting even part and to prove to their partner they can still attract others.

sexual dissatisfaction another common reason both partners stray is dull or non existant sex at home. They may have mismatched or flagging sex drives, and an affair is used as an outlet purely for the sexual adventure thrill factor. A neglected partner may think something is wrong with them, and an affair can serve to reassure that they are indeed a confident, highly sexual being.

why do men and women seek out married lovers?

I believe a high proportion has commitment phobia issues, and do not want to enter a full on commited relationship. So by having affairs they feel safe. They can have all the perks without having to wash his socks or pick up after him.

The powertrip, pure and simple. Some enjoy being the "other" person. Being treated prolly even better than what they treat their married partner. More sex, more attention, flowers, gifts, the forbidden often a turn on.

Most articles about dating married men are designed to tell us DONT! STOP! and with good reason. I speak from experience when I say this. dating a married man coz his marriage was sexless apparently. WAKE UP GUYS! First of all thats a lie, coz most cheaters are liars. Their stories are only half truths and one-sided. The reason your wife may not be interested in sex is coz that you are not offering sex that exciting, so off you go and try to prove to yourself that it isnt you. Life is tough. Think about when you were getting your brains fucked on a regular basis. What were you doing differently then? paying attention, surprize nights out, compliments, making her feel like a million dollars? I'll bet my life that if you start doing those things again, the spark will return.

Is it worth risking everything? Divorce? losing the respect of your family? exposure? financial ruin? (kiss goodbye to half of everything) even if he leaves his wife for you, the sex will eventually go stale after a while, and the vicious cycle will begin once again. My relationship with my married lover lasted a total of 4 years. 4 years to come to the conclusion that the grass isnt always greener on the other side, that for whatever shallow reasons we came together eventually we got to see the light.

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Sunday, December 7, 2008

elf yourself

GOODNESS ME I HAVE MADE AN ELF OF MYSELF AGAIN THIS YEAR.. BUT AWWW AINT I SUCH A LIL CUTIE? MAKE YOUR OWN AT ELF YOURSELF ITS FUN FUN FUN

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Friday, November 28, 2008

free at last


free at last.. free at last.. thank god almighty I am free at last


- this is what Carlito Brigante said as he stepped out of court a free man .. I feel the same way .. FRIGGEN FREE AT LAST



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Monday, November 24, 2008

QF's craps and strippers


Just back from the most amazing weekend getaway in Melbourne. One of the best in a while. I have lots of dear friends in Melbourne which I love escaping to twice a year, once in March for the AU F1 GP and then in November for a nice break before the Xmas rush.

On the Friday evening a group of us ended up going to the casino for some quiet drinks and a few rounds of craps and blackjack. First time I played craps and I thouroughly found it so much fun. Its all about precision shooting and control, perfecting your toss, betting either with or against the dice. On a one roll bet, (twelve crap) I picked up a nice lil win of almost $170 on a $5 bet. I might have been lucky at craps, but I was crap at blackjack, getting too cocky and always busting. But we had so much fun. The weekend was just taking shape.

Saturday morning we boarded the ferry for a ride out to Williamstown for a extended birthday sushi lunch. Such a quaint historic part of Melbourne, with an island village atmosphere, full of yesteryear charm, that I havent managed to explore in depth until now. When I asked the waiter for a QF, the look on his face was priceless. He hadnt had someone ask for one for a while. I instructed him on how I liked it and he happily complied. Me and my big mouth. You see, QF's are the type of shotees you can down very fast and keep coming back for at a reasonably quick pace. Its only on the ferry ride back did it register just how much I had. LOL

On the Saturday evening, the birthday celebrations continued in St Kilda, my fave place to be seen at and the home of Melbournes best nightlife and bars. We managed to squeeze into the White Bar at a late hour. Sitting just above street level, almost opposite the famous Albert Park F1 street circuit, its the koolest place to be seen, with drink in hand, grooving to the best DJ talent. The QF's flowing in abundance once again. I met a cute frisky 32 year old that showed off his dancing skills, then wanted to show me more of his talents, but got grass cut by my friends. LOL At the end of the night, I was thinking if I had this many QF's in reality, I would be one happy woman. We walked home, and it was fuckin freezing. (yeah I no its late November, I couldnt work it out either) Luckily we were staying nearby.

Sunday afternoon, we had tickets to SEXPO.. the one event I dont miss out on every year, whether it be in Sydney or Melbourne. Sexpo is the ultimate health, sexuality and lifestyle expo, that I love going to for new ideas, browse the latest in toys and accessesories, watch the shows, buy the koolest showbags and meet the stars. Sunday afternoon was packed. We scored a DVD and entered the comp to win a 18k gold vibrator at the Twisted Toys stand. This years expo had a lapdance room for both guys and girls, pole dancing, porn star Jesse Jane, Gold Coasts Bad Boys, amateur strip shows, and so much more!! What fun!!

Sunday evening was chill time, so we veged out on pizza and cones.. manicures and pedicures.. had a ball with our showbag goodies .. and drooled over Brad Pitt and Sean Penn. mmmm

For those of you that are unfamiliar with QF's.. (Quick Fucks) this is the correct way to make em..

1 part Midori
1 part Kalhua
1 part Baileys

layer in equal parts in shotglass, kalhua first, then Midori, lastly Baileys and swallow!!




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Friday, November 21, 2008

some really good news


Ive just recieved some really exciting news this week and it couldnt of come timely enough..since im just about to board a plane for my extended weekend bi-annual getaway. I attended for my follow up specialist appointment this week and I was thrilled to learn that my 5mm PE or (Pulmonary Embolism - a blood clot in the pulmonary artery of the lung) has completely dissolved. YESSS!! Now to most of you that dont know about PE or think this is dull.. believe me its the most GODSENT exciting news for me.

You may recall reading my "a warning to those who work long hours online"story of how I was stuck down a few short months ago with PE, which I developed quite suddenly and without warning, which most ailments of this nature tend to do. I was hospitalised for 3 days with intense and acute spasm-like chest pains, particulary on deep breathing which scared the fuck outta me at the time and it was only after undergoing 2 scans that it was picked up. I was commenced on blood thinners in hospital immediately (Clexane and Warfarin) and am to continue with this treatment for 6 months. This was the reason why my overseas trip had to be reluctantly cancelled. But I have now been given the all clear with flying again. YAY!!

My doctor has told me to continue with Warfarin till the 1st Feb 2009, and then I am to return for a blood test 2 weeks after the treatment is completed. Then see him again for a final time (hopefully) in early March 2009.

The scan images below are part of a range of different CT scan images I took during the diagnosing period before I was hospitalised. The PE is clearly evident in the 1st & 2nd scan images (left side pulmonary artery) It was during my scan in hospital that they discovered my PE had completely dissolved, but the results of those not being avail till recently. So that meant during my follow up visit, no repeat scan was needed. I am over the moon.

Oh btw, I did manage to purchase my to-die-for tote. AND a fabulous black leather jewellry travel case.

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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

monitize your twitter


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Monday, November 17, 2008

slut boy


aww my lil slut boy, ive been dreamin of you
of pleasures as you descend into my vortex
of booty worship
and humiliation
listening to my haughty laughter
as you are racked helplessly in bondage
a play thing for my amusement
my dearest boyslut
you are beneath me,
your worthless tembling body
a sacrilege
begging for degredation
to selfishly and painfully sodomise you
while I soak in your delish moans
dream of me
as you sit smothered afterward
your reward forthcoming
relish in your gift boy
capturing my sweet aroma
as I deride at your predicament

** for my lil slut boy.. far away..

Sunday, November 16, 2008

a guide to flirting


Flirting is a fun form of personal interaction, usually expressing a sexual or romantic interest with someone you have your eye on. Some people seem to flirt effortlessly, almost without knowing they are doing it. Others, are a lil more shy and reserved, preferring to be lulled into initiating contact.

Whatever type you are there is always room for improvement, or begin learning how to be more appealing and seductive. Studies have proven that the flirting language in which a person communicates is 55% of their appearance and body language, 38% in the style in which they speak and only 7% of what is said. WOW!!

Yet, most men have no idea when a woman is flirting with them. Seriously. Unless she walks up to them, tears her clothes off, and screams "Take me now!" most men are completely oblivious to when a woman is sending out those "attraction signals." Furthermore, I have come to the conclusion that no matter where you are, 85% of the people around you find the ground completely absorbing. The general aversion to eye contact amazes me.

What signals are you enamating?? Flirting is generally about making someone else feel good, giving off positive vibes, sexy body language and showing interest.

I personally am a lover of love. I love to flirt and stir the pot. Flirting for me is a way to get someone to open up, to delve, to see how much of myself I can be and to get into their head. People have forgotten what it is to be truly flirtacious.

A great flirt has an air of mystery around themselves. They can speak volumes just with their eyes. The way they stare and hold a gaze. To be alluring, one must know how to allure.

1) Compliments - Most people love compliments and giving one is always rewarding. If you make someone feel good about themselves the chances are they will feel good about you too. Sincere and somewhat warm compliments will have the highest chance of success.

2) Eye contact - Direct eye contact is so powerful we normally restrict it to brief glances. Prolonged eye contact between two people indicates intense emotion. You can signal your interest in someone merely by holding their gaze for more than one second. If they maintain eye contact with you for more than one second, chances are they return your interest.

3) Body language - Most of us are quite good at controlling our expression. But while we’re busy controlling our expression, our real feelings show in our body language. Leaning forward, signals attentiveness and interest. Tilting the head to one side and side, slightly lowered head glances signals interest too.

Even though flirting at times is a means of expressing sexual interest, flirting can simply be innocent, with no intention of developing a further relationship. Flirtatious encounters are of naturally short duration. It’s understood there are no serious intentions, merely an ego-boosting acknowledgement of mutual attraction.

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shave the date-no bush left behind


*** from Mominatix- Shave the Date-No Bush Left Behind

Regardless of how you voted this past Tuesday, the timely exit of President Bush should be something we can all agree on.

And for such a momentous occasion, a celebration is in order.

So to commemorate our new found freedom from the last eight years, the Mominatrix is encouraging you to unite together and “Shave the Date” -- Inauguration Day, January 20, 2009, when we will leave no bush behind.

We, the people with pubic hair, should come together and celebrate this historic election. Show your love for your country, and as you watch our new president take his oath and feel your satin undies against your smooth nether region, you can take pride in knowing you've rid your world of bush once and for all.

Now before you run off hog wild and stockpile bottles of Nair, here are a few helpful hints to consider as you prepare to rid yourself from the shackles of your pubes.

1. Shaving can be a convenient option for moms, but it will require more attention than you might be able to spare on any given day. Schedule a babysitter, grab your Dustbuster, and lock the bathroom door. Definitely invest in a good razor and shaving cream, and if you haven’t shaved before, make sure to trim before going at it. And for god sakes find a decent mirror.

2. Some women swear by the electric clippers, and while they can make short work of your pubes, be careful. Confidence can lead to cuts. You’ve already had enough trauma down there; no need to do more damage.

3. A bikini wax is always a great excuse to get a little alone time away from the kids. Make sure to ask for an aesthetician recommendation before stopping at some random strip mall just because it’s on the way home. And consider doing a trial run; the more waxes you have, the less painful it can be. Either way, definitely pop a few Advil before your appointment.

4. If you’re feeling creative, then snag a Hair Care Down There kit. Not only does it provide you with all the necessary DIY pubic hair couture tools, but you can even do fancy designs. Stars and stripes, anyone?

Join the movement and Shave the Date – 01.20.2009!

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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

20 of the best recommended twitter resource links


last night I spent alot of time on twitter, following new tweepz and getting followed in return by some of em.. in the space of a few hours, I learn so much about the different tools to enhance your twittering experience, prompting me to share this knowledge with you all..

These are some one the better twitter apps.. ones im personally using and are recommended :

1) tweetburner - track your links on twitter and friendfeed drag the twurl this button up to your tool bar log in and you can tweet a link and message to both twitter and friendfeed

2) tweetstats - graph your twitter stats, per hour, per month, your tweet timeline and your @ reply stats.. tweet results to your twitter

3) tweetbeep - If you love Twitter, you'll love TweetBeep! Keep track of conversations that mention you, your products, your company, anything! You can even keep track of who's tweeting your website or blog, even if they use a shortened URL (like tinyurl.com)

4) tweetvolume - enter keywords or phrases to see how many times they appear on twitter

5) tweetlater - awesum tool Keep your Twitter stream ticking over with new tweets even when you're not in front of your computer. Or, use it as your personal reminder system. PLUS... Send automated thank you notes to new followers, and automatically follow new followers, if you choose to do so.

6) tweetcube - TweetCube allows you to share files on Twitter. Simple as that. Blast out your images, videos, music and more with just a couple of clicks, and your files are automatically posted on Twitter.

7) tweetboards - showing you all the people you want to see at once.. create a quikee quickboard, on the fly, editable tweetboard & display tweets based on time stamps

8) twubble - are you looking for more people to follow? Twubble can help expand your twitter bubble—it searches your friend graph and picks out people who you may like to follow.

9) less friends - do the people you follow on twitter follow you? find out with this tool

10) twitter grader - measures the power of a profile, according to grader, it is calculated by people that follow you and their network worth, pace of updates and the completeness of your profile.

11) twitterize - Twittertise allows you to advertise on Twitter and track the success of branded communications with your customers. Using Twittertise you can schedule your communications on Twitter and using URL tracking technology measure the effectiveness of your traffic driving techniques on the platform.

12) twittad - another awesum potential money maker for twitter users TwittAd was formed to give Twitter users and advertisers the opportunity to meet for product placement & website promotion on a Twitter user profile. Our goal is to not fill Twitter with ugly & obnoxious advertisements. We give advertisers templates and ideas to help keep the integrity of Twitter background images.

13) addtweets - This free service allows you to add your latest tweets to a blog or website using a small piece of JavaScript code. Enjoy!

14) tweetdeck - TweetDeck is an Adobe Air desktop application that is currently in public beta. It aims to evolve the existing functionality of Twitter by taking an abundance of information i.e twitter feeds, and breaking it down into more manageable bite sized pieces.

15) twhirl - twhirl is another social software desktop client, based on the Adobe AIR platform.

16) twitresponse - Setup unlimited messages to be delivered to your twitter page when you want. Need a message sent 2 hours from now, no problem, setup a TwitResponse. Having a product launch, upcoming seminar, book release... Setup a TwitResponse to automatically notify your followers.

17) twitter jott link - post to twitter with your voice!! With the Twitter Jott Link, you can post to Twitter with your voice and tell all of your followers what you're doing.

18) easytweets - EasyTweets is a web-based marketing tool that makes it easy to use Twitter to promote and grow your business. With EasyTweets, you can manage multiple Twitter accounts with ease: schedule posts, post rss feeds, share links without logging in, see what others are saying and follow the conversations

19) twitwall - sometimes 140 characters is not enough. When you have a brand or a website to promote you need to get your voice out there, this is where the fabulous tool twitwall comes in. Think of it like a mini blog. its awesum.

20) twittin secrets - follow the best in the twittering biz.. for more great twitter apps and tools 100 World's Greatest Twitter Tips & Twitter Secrets The Ultimate "Twitter How To" Guide by Internet Strategist, Dan Hollings

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PS another great tip is the igoogle itwitter tab - The iGoogle iTwitter Tab instantly creates a personal "Twitter Workbench" for maximizing your Twitter productivity directly within iGoogle. Once the iTwitter Tab is adopted you may login to your Twitter account from iGoogle, add customizations, and move gadjets around if you like. iTwitter Tab is complimentary to Twittin' Secrets, the 100 Twitter Tip series by Twitter strategist, Dan Hollings.

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is traditional article marketing dead?


When was the last time you were highly satisfied with the
results you got from an article you posted?

And are you really satisfied with the return you get from
your writing and posting efforts?

You know the drill

You spend time writing an article people will read,

Then you submit it to an article site,

Then the article site owner gets,

Revenue from the ads he has placed on your articles page,
and he gets another back-link.

Oh, and of course your article is there for the finding,
when someone searches,

This is the service you expected, that's how it works.

But who gets the better half of the deal?

Have you ever wondered about why it has to be that way?

Many have.

Right now, that scenario is changing, Because the next
generation of article marketing is here now!

Well, just as every software is made better with each new
generation, article marketing is improving with this new
generation.

Of course you can keep using the old version, just as you
have been,

or you can go to the new generation of article marketing
now.

Again, like a software, you can choose to utilize the new
features for your benefit, now or you can wait until later,
letting others who do, benefit now.

Some serious marketers have been so excited about seeing
this new improvement, they had a hard time getting to sleep
at night.

They wanted to put out a new article!

What will be your reaction?

Just go here....

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twitwall.. making the most from twitter




140 characters? WOOT TF? Comon, lets get real!! Who can say what they have to say in 140 characters?

Maybe if your a man/woman of a few words, or say a quickee, like hi hows it going, perhaps, but if your anything like me, you wanna be LOUD, and give people the works!!

So, whats the solution? Well, im here today to tell you all about a very lil known twitter app (but free and available to all twitter members!) called twitwall. OMG.. yes twitwall!! and word is spreading fast!

Let me explain a lil about what it is and what it has the power to do. If you have a product, a brand, how-to tips, or just want more space to babble on and have your say, then twitwall is the answer.

With twitwall, think of it as a miniblog, but so much more.

Twitwall, of course, is used in conjunction with twitter and you can add links to your other social media sites as well. (facebook, myspace, stumbleupon, you tube, digg, etc..) It supports html for images, links, and even you can even embed video and podcasts. Its unreal!! Its like your own public space on twitter without the restrictions!!

Its a great place to announce your latest posts, post how-to videos, polls, links to your websites, promotions, lead captures, product recommendations, basically whatever turns you on.. Ive started my very own twitwall and you can too! If your not a member, go sign up NOW!!





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Friday, November 7, 2008

epifanaticals fave playlist


Hi everyone, its epifanatical AKA Miz Helena letting you all know about my new podbean music playlist site, haha I just had to start one of course. Well I spent a good deal of Friday afternoon setting it up. It was very generous of pod bean to suppy and host a free site for this.. so to say thx, I would like you all to come join and share with me.

Music is very emotional for me, I use to display my feelings alot and i tie certain situations to it as well. For example, friends that ive met and connected with, I usually like their tastes in music and might pick a track or two that I like also and enjoy it. Places ive visited that remind me of certain songs, I dont drink coffee in the mornings like most ppl do, so music is what wakes me, I choose a good classic rock song and spring outta bed with the music blasting in my ears. My exes have all had unique tastes and being with them and sharing life also meant sharing the music too. Ive been introduced to so many great bands thru friends and lovers. I go for my daily walk and it comes with me, as I stride along at a brisk pace, the music I choose compliments me. Places like last FM are really kool to find and enjoy music. I have an awesum playlist there filled mainly with rock and alternative, from Black Sabbath to Pantera to BLS and much much more.. if you too like your music loud and hard, then go visit me at last FM and add yourselves to my friends list there.

I welcome you to my fave playlist and of course will be adding more as we go along. So for now, thx for stopping by and listening in. I hope my choices have stirred you and possibly have taken you to someplace you might remember and have enjoyed. Of course there is also the music that reminds us of not so good times, like a break up for instance. But should we love that music any less? NO I dont think we should. We should embrace the good and not so good and remind ourselves that we have experienced life and its all a part of who we are. Every moment of life is a gift, and music is part of that gift. It can make us smile, laugh, cry and remember all sorts of mixed crazy emos, but its us. So let the music take you away.

So if you would like a podcast site like mine to add your own podbean podcasts on then click the banner below to get started.

Click here to visit me at my new podbean fave music playlist site




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Thursday, November 6, 2008

tee shirt hell where all the bad shirts go

get your own offensive tee
as the world becomes more pussified and easily offended, we know that tee shirt hell members are growing sikker and more deprived.. thats why tee shirt hell has created bastard tees .. they're not trying to hide em.. they're just not willing to share with a world full of sad lil bitches who dont appreciate good honest fucked up comedy.. so check out the latest batch of shirts avail only to members

become a member @ tee shirt hell

view my tee shirt hell wish list

get your own fucked up tee

get your offensive tee

grab your fucked up tee


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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

how to monetise your facebook activities!!


..are you up and running on Facebook yet?

I'm sure you've heard the BUZZ!! Facebook is the latest internet hit. But this one is here to stay! This is the next Google, the next Microsoft even. In fact, Facebook's founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerburg is a young Harvard drop-out.. with incredible smarts and a big heart who just wants to make a difference on the planet.

Now, you might think Facebook is "just for kids" or is a waste of your precious time. I know I did... for a while!

But then, I took a closer look... and I *got it!*

Monetise Your Facebook Activities

Facebook is by far the absolute BEST platform on the Internet for high-level professional networking, strategic business buildling, and massive no/low cost promotion!!

Here's the cool part - you don't need to sink hours on end each day to achieve huge results that puts money in your bank account!

I came across Mari Smith - she's a Facebook guru!! Her latest course, Facebook for Professionals, is the real deal. You'l literally find everything you need to know to skyrocket your business and profits using Facebook. Mari even teaches you how to use Facebook effectively in just five minutes a day!

Check it out here: Monetize Your Facebook Activities

Let me know what you think!

Miz Helena

P.S. By the way, Mari told me she's about to DOUBLE the price of this course... it's already a total giveaway. And Mari gives you 30 days to give the course a test drive at zero risk to you: Monetise Your Facebook Activities!


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