Friday, November 28, 2008

free at last

free at last.. free at last.. thank god almighty I am free at last

- this is what Carlito Brigante said as he stepped out of court a free man .. I feel the same way .. FRIGGEN FREE AT LAST


Monday, November 24, 2008

QF's craps and strippers

Just back from the most amazing weekend getaway in Melbourne. One of the best in a while. I have lots of dear friends in Melbourne which I love escaping to twice a year, once in March for the AU F1 GP and then in November for a nice break before the Xmas rush.

On the Friday evening a group of us ended up going to the casino for some quiet drinks and a few rounds of craps and blackjack. First time I played craps and I thouroughly found it so much fun. Its all about precision shooting and control, perfecting your toss, betting either with or against the dice. On a one roll bet, (twelve crap) I picked up a nice lil win of almost $170 on a $5 bet. I might have been lucky at craps, but I was crap at blackjack, getting too cocky and always busting. But we had so much fun. The weekend was just taking shape.

Saturday morning we boarded the ferry for a ride out to Williamstown for a extended birthday sushi lunch. Such a quaint historic part of Melbourne, with an island village atmosphere, full of yesteryear charm, that I havent managed to explore in depth until now. When I asked the waiter for a QF, the look on his face was priceless. He hadnt had someone ask for one for a while. I instructed him on how I liked it and he happily complied. Me and my big mouth. You see, QF's are the type of shotees you can down very fast and keep coming back for at a reasonably quick pace. Its only on the ferry ride back did it register just how much I had. LOL

On the Saturday evening, the birthday celebrations continued in St Kilda, my fave place to be seen at and the home of Melbournes best nightlife and bars. We managed to squeeze into the White Bar at a late hour. Sitting just above street level, almost opposite the famous Albert Park F1 street circuit, its the koolest place to be seen, with drink in hand, grooving to the best DJ talent. The QF's flowing in abundance once again. I met a cute frisky 32 year old that showed off his dancing skills, then wanted to show me more of his talents, but got grass cut by my friends. LOL At the end of the night, I was thinking if I had this many QF's in reality, I would be one happy woman. We walked home, and it was fuckin freezing. (yeah I no its late November, I couldnt work it out either) Luckily we were staying nearby.

Sunday afternoon, we had tickets to SEXPO.. the one event I dont miss out on every year, whether it be in Sydney or Melbourne. Sexpo is the ultimate health, sexuality and lifestyle expo, that I love going to for new ideas, browse the latest in toys and accessesories, watch the shows, buy the koolest showbags and meet the stars. Sunday afternoon was packed. We scored a DVD and entered the comp to win a 18k gold vibrator at the Twisted Toys stand. This years expo had a lapdance room for both guys and girls, pole dancing, porn star Jesse Jane, Gold Coasts Bad Boys, amateur strip shows, and so much more!! What fun!!

Sunday evening was chill time, so we veged out on pizza and cones.. manicures and pedicures.. had a ball with our showbag goodies .. and drooled over Brad Pitt and Sean Penn. mmmm

For those of you that are unfamiliar with QF's.. (Quick Fucks) this is the correct way to make em..

1 part Midori
1 part Kalhua
1 part Baileys

layer in equal parts in shotglass, kalhua first, then Midori, lastly Baileys and swallow!!


Friday, November 21, 2008

some really good news

Ive just recieved some really exciting news this week and it couldnt of come timely enough..since im just about to board a plane for my extended weekend bi-annual getaway. I attended for my follow up specialist appointment this week and I was thrilled to learn that my 5mm PE or (Pulmonary Embolism - a blood clot in the pulmonary artery of the lung) has completely dissolved. YESSS!! Now to most of you that dont know about PE or think this is dull.. believe me its the most GODSENT exciting news for me.

You may recall reading my "a warning to those who work long hours online"story of how I was stuck down a few short months ago with PE, which I developed quite suddenly and without warning, which most ailments of this nature tend to do. I was hospitalised for 3 days with intense and acute spasm-like chest pains, particulary on deep breathing which scared the fuck outta me at the time and it was only after undergoing 2 scans that it was picked up. I was commenced on blood thinners in hospital immediately (Clexane and Warfarin) and am to continue with this treatment for 6 months. This was the reason why my overseas trip had to be reluctantly cancelled. But I have now been given the all clear with flying again. YAY!!

My doctor has told me to continue with Warfarin till the 1st Feb 2009, and then I am to return for a blood test 2 weeks after the treatment is completed. Then see him again for a final time (hopefully) in early March 2009.

The scan images below are part of a range of different CT scan images I took during the diagnosing period before I was hospitalised. The PE is clearly evident in the 1st & 2nd scan images (left side pulmonary artery) It was during my scan in hospital that they discovered my PE had completely dissolved, but the results of those not being avail till recently. So that meant during my follow up visit, no repeat scan was needed. I am over the moon.

Oh btw, I did manage to purchase my to-die-for tote. AND a fabulous black leather jewellry travel case.

Read More About Pulmonary Embolism

Watch a 3D Video About Pulmonary Embolism

Read More About Clexane

Read More About Coumadin (Warfarin)


Wednesday, November 19, 2008

monitize your twitter

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Monday, November 17, 2008

slut boy

aww my lil slut boy, ive been dreamin of you
of pleasures as you descend into my vortex
of booty worship
and humiliation
listening to my haughty laughter
as you are racked helplessly in bondage
a play thing for my amusement
my dearest boyslut
you are beneath me,
your worthless tembling body
a sacrilege
begging for degredation
to selfishly and painfully sodomise you
while I soak in your delish moans
dream of me
as you sit smothered afterward
your reward forthcoming
relish in your gift boy
capturing my sweet aroma
as I deride at your predicament

** for my lil slut boy.. far away..

Sunday, November 16, 2008

a guide to flirting

Flirting is a fun form of personal interaction, usually expressing a sexual or romantic interest with someone you have your eye on. Some people seem to flirt effortlessly, almost without knowing they are doing it. Others, are a lil more shy and reserved, preferring to be lulled into initiating contact.

Whatever type you are there is always room for improvement, or begin learning how to be more appealing and seductive. Studies have proven that the flirting language in which a person communicates is 55% of their appearance and body language, 38% in the style in which they speak and only 7% of what is said. WOW!!

Yet, most men have no idea when a woman is flirting with them. Seriously. Unless she walks up to them, tears her clothes off, and screams "Take me now!" most men are completely oblivious to when a woman is sending out those "attraction signals." Furthermore, I have come to the conclusion that no matter where you are, 85% of the people around you find the ground completely absorbing. The general aversion to eye contact amazes me.

What signals are you enamating?? Flirting is generally about making someone else feel good, giving off positive vibes, sexy body language and showing interest.

I personally am a lover of love. I love to flirt and stir the pot. Flirting for me is a way to get someone to open up, to delve, to see how much of myself I can be and to get into their head. People have forgotten what it is to be truly flirtacious.

A great flirt has an air of mystery around themselves. They can speak volumes just with their eyes. The way they stare and hold a gaze. To be alluring, one must know how to allure.

1) Compliments - Most people love compliments and giving one is always rewarding. If you make someone feel good about themselves the chances are they will feel good about you too. Sincere and somewhat warm compliments will have the highest chance of success.

2) Eye contact - Direct eye contact is so powerful we normally restrict it to brief glances. Prolonged eye contact between two people indicates intense emotion. You can signal your interest in someone merely by holding their gaze for more than one second. If they maintain eye contact with you for more than one second, chances are they return your interest.

3) Body language - Most of us are quite good at controlling our expression. But while we’re busy controlling our expression, our real feelings show in our body language. Leaning forward, signals attentiveness and interest. Tilting the head to one side and side, slightly lowered head glances signals interest too.

Even though flirting at times is a means of expressing sexual interest, flirting can simply be innocent, with no intention of developing a further relationship. Flirtatious encounters are of naturally short duration. It’s understood there are no serious intentions, merely an ego-boosting acknowledgement of mutual attraction.

To learn more about seductive flirting tips, I highly recommend reading this:

The Secrets of Flirting With Men

Flirting Secrets! How To Flirt With Men: Popular Flirting Course With How To Meet His Hidden Psychological Needs Now!

Attract and Date Women Easily and Instantly

Guide On How To Flirt with Women So They Find You Totally Irresistible. You Can Pick Up And Be Dating Any Woman You Want.

epifanaticals friends request playlist @ podbean

Hi everyone, is music emotional for you? do you tie certain moments in life with your music choices? If your anything like me, music takes you away to a place that reminds you of good times, of love, of friends, of places youve visited, of special connections youve made and maybe of sadness. Whatever you tie your music to, I wanna invite you to select your fave and let me know for inclusion to my friends request playlist. Just send me your fave along with a short description and you'll be featured.

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shave the date-no bush left behind

*** from Mominatix- Shave the Date-No Bush Left Behind

Regardless of how you voted this past Tuesday, the timely exit of President Bush should be something we can all agree on.

And for such a momentous occasion, a celebration is in order.

So to commemorate our new found freedom from the last eight years, the Mominatrix is encouraging you to unite together and “Shave the Date” -- Inauguration Day, January 20, 2009, when we will leave no bush behind.

We, the people with pubic hair, should come together and celebrate this historic election. Show your love for your country, and as you watch our new president take his oath and feel your satin undies against your smooth nether region, you can take pride in knowing you've rid your world of bush once and for all.

Now before you run off hog wild and stockpile bottles of Nair, here are a few helpful hints to consider as you prepare to rid yourself from the shackles of your pubes.

1. Shaving can be a convenient option for moms, but it will require more attention than you might be able to spare on any given day. Schedule a babysitter, grab your Dustbuster, and lock the bathroom door. Definitely invest in a good razor and shaving cream, and if you haven’t shaved before, make sure to trim before going at it. And for god sakes find a decent mirror.

2. Some women swear by the electric clippers, and while they can make short work of your pubes, be careful. Confidence can lead to cuts. You’ve already had enough trauma down there; no need to do more damage.

3. A bikini wax is always a great excuse to get a little alone time away from the kids. Make sure to ask for an aesthetician recommendation before stopping at some random strip mall just because it’s on the way home. And consider doing a trial run; the more waxes you have, the less painful it can be. Either way, definitely pop a few Advil before your appointment.

4. If you’re feeling creative, then snag a Hair Care Down There kit. Not only does it provide you with all the necessary DIY pubic hair couture tools, but you can even do fancy designs. Stars and stripes, anyone?

Join the movement and Shave the Date – 01.20.2009!

Place one of our “Shave the Date” buttons on your blog by copying/pasting the code below. Then drop an email to with your blog url and you’ll be entered to win one of three "Good Girls Have Pubes" t-shirts.

Contest expires Midnight 01.20.2009 (Official bush ridding is not required for participation, but strongly encouraged due to sexual satisfaction and patriotism that might be experienced).


Wednesday, November 12, 2008

20 of the best recommended twitter resource links

last night I spent alot of time on twitter, following new tweepz and getting followed in return by some of em.. in the space of a few hours, I learn so much about the different tools to enhance your twittering experience, prompting me to share this knowledge with you all..

These are some one the better twitter apps.. ones im personally using and are recommended :

1) tweetburner - track your links on twitter and friendfeed drag the twurl this button up to your tool bar log in and you can tweet a link and message to both twitter and friendfeed

2) tweetstats - graph your twitter stats, per hour, per month, your tweet timeline and your @ reply stats.. tweet results to your twitter

3) tweetbeep - If you love Twitter, you'll love TweetBeep! Keep track of conversations that mention you, your products, your company, anything! You can even keep track of who's tweeting your website or blog, even if they use a shortened URL (like

4) tweetvolume - enter keywords or phrases to see how many times they appear on twitter

5) tweetlater - awesum tool Keep your Twitter stream ticking over with new tweets even when you're not in front of your computer. Or, use it as your personal reminder system. PLUS... Send automated thank you notes to new followers, and automatically follow new followers, if you choose to do so.

6) tweetcube - TweetCube allows you to share files on Twitter. Simple as that. Blast out your images, videos, music and more with just a couple of clicks, and your files are automatically posted on Twitter.

7) tweetboards - showing you all the people you want to see at once.. create a quikee quickboard, on the fly, editable tweetboard & display tweets based on time stamps

8) twubble - are you looking for more people to follow? Twubble can help expand your twitter bubble—it searches your friend graph and picks out people who you may like to follow.

9) less friends - do the people you follow on twitter follow you? find out with this tool

10) twitter grader - measures the power of a profile, according to grader, it is calculated by people that follow you and their network worth, pace of updates and the completeness of your profile.

11) twitterize - Twittertise allows you to advertise on Twitter and track the success of branded communications with your customers. Using Twittertise you can schedule your communications on Twitter and using URL tracking technology measure the effectiveness of your traffic driving techniques on the platform.

12) twittad - another awesum potential money maker for twitter users TwittAd was formed to give Twitter users and advertisers the opportunity to meet for product placement & website promotion on a Twitter user profile. Our goal is to not fill Twitter with ugly & obnoxious advertisements. We give advertisers templates and ideas to help keep the integrity of Twitter background images.

13) addtweets - This free service allows you to add your latest tweets to a blog or website using a small piece of JavaScript code. Enjoy!

14) tweetdeck - TweetDeck is an Adobe Air desktop application that is currently in public beta. It aims to evolve the existing functionality of Twitter by taking an abundance of information i.e twitter feeds, and breaking it down into more manageable bite sized pieces.

15) twhirl - twhirl is another social software desktop client, based on the Adobe AIR platform.

16) twitresponse - Setup unlimited messages to be delivered to your twitter page when you want. Need a message sent 2 hours from now, no problem, setup a TwitResponse. Having a product launch, upcoming seminar, book release... Setup a TwitResponse to automatically notify your followers.

17) twitter jott link - post to twitter with your voice!! With the Twitter Jott Link, you can post to Twitter with your voice and tell all of your followers what you're doing.

18) easytweets - EasyTweets is a web-based marketing tool that makes it easy to use Twitter to promote and grow your business. With EasyTweets, you can manage multiple Twitter accounts with ease: schedule posts, post rss feeds, share links without logging in, see what others are saying and follow the conversations

19) twitwall - sometimes 140 characters is not enough. When you have a brand or a website to promote you need to get your voice out there, this is where the fabulous tool twitwall comes in. Think of it like a mini blog. its awesum.

20) twittin secrets - follow the best in the twittering biz.. for more great twitter apps and tools 100 World's Greatest Twitter Tips & Twitter Secrets The Ultimate "Twitter How To" Guide by Internet Strategist, Dan Hollings


PS another great tip is the igoogle itwitter tab - The iGoogle iTwitter Tab instantly creates a personal "Twitter Workbench" for maximizing your Twitter productivity directly within iGoogle. Once the iTwitter Tab is adopted you may login to your Twitter account from iGoogle, add customizations, and move gadjets around if you like. iTwitter Tab is complimentary to Twittin' Secrets, the 100 Twitter Tip series by Twitter strategist, Dan Hollings.



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twitwall.. making the most from twitter

140 characters? WOOT TF? Comon, lets get real!! Who can say what they have to say in 140 characters?

Maybe if your a man/woman of a few words, or say a quickee, like hi hows it going, perhaps, but if your anything like me, you wanna be LOUD, and give people the works!!

So, whats the solution? Well, im here today to tell you all about a very lil known twitter app (but free and available to all twitter members!) called twitwall. OMG.. yes twitwall!! and word is spreading fast!

Let me explain a lil about what it is and what it has the power to do. If you have a product, a brand, how-to tips, or just want more space to babble on and have your say, then twitwall is the answer.

With twitwall, think of it as a miniblog, but so much more.

Twitwall, of course, is used in conjunction with twitter and you can add links to your other social media sites as well. (facebook, myspace, stumbleupon, you tube, digg, etc..) It supports html for images, links, and even you can even embed video and podcasts. Its unreal!! Its like your own public space on twitter without the restrictions!!

Its a great place to announce your latest posts, post how-to videos, polls, links to your websites, promotions, lead captures, product recommendations, basically whatever turns you on.. Ive started my very own twitwall and you can too! If your not a member, go sign up NOW!!


Friday, November 7, 2008

epifanaticals fave playlist

Hi everyone, its epifanatical AKA Miz Helena letting you all know about my new podbean music playlist site, haha I just had to start one of course. Well I spent a good deal of Friday afternoon setting it up. It was very generous of pod bean to suppy and host a free site for this.. so to say thx, I would like you all to come join and share with me.

Music is very emotional for me, I use to display my feelings alot and i tie certain situations to it as well. For example, friends that ive met and connected with, I usually like their tastes in music and might pick a track or two that I like also and enjoy it. Places ive visited that remind me of certain songs, I dont drink coffee in the mornings like most ppl do, so music is what wakes me, I choose a good classic rock song and spring outta bed with the music blasting in my ears. My exes have all had unique tastes and being with them and sharing life also meant sharing the music too. Ive been introduced to so many great bands thru friends and lovers. I go for my daily walk and it comes with me, as I stride along at a brisk pace, the music I choose compliments me. Places like last FM are really kool to find and enjoy music. I have an awesum playlist there filled mainly with rock and alternative, from Black Sabbath to Pantera to BLS and much much more.. if you too like your music loud and hard, then go visit me at last FM and add yourselves to my friends list there.

I welcome you to my fave playlist and of course will be adding more as we go along. So for now, thx for stopping by and listening in. I hope my choices have stirred you and possibly have taken you to someplace you might remember and have enjoyed. Of course there is also the music that reminds us of not so good times, like a break up for instance. But should we love that music any less? NO I dont think we should. We should embrace the good and not so good and remind ourselves that we have experienced life and its all a part of who we are. Every moment of life is a gift, and music is part of that gift. It can make us smile, laugh, cry and remember all sorts of mixed crazy emos, but its us. So let the music take you away.

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Thursday, November 6, 2008

tee shirt hell where all the bad shirts go

get your own offensive tee
as the world becomes more pussified and easily offended, we know that tee shirt hell members are growing sikker and more deprived.. thats why tee shirt hell has created bastard tees .. they're not trying to hide em.. they're just not willing to share with a world full of sad lil bitches who dont appreciate good honest fucked up comedy.. so check out the latest batch of shirts avail only to members

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

how to monetise your facebook activities!!

..are you up and running on Facebook yet?

I'm sure you've heard the BUZZ!! Facebook is the latest internet hit. But this one is here to stay! This is the next Google, the next Microsoft even. In fact, Facebook's founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerburg is a young Harvard drop-out.. with incredible smarts and a big heart who just wants to make a difference on the planet.

Now, you might think Facebook is "just for kids" or is a waste of your precious time. I know I did... for a while!

But then, I took a closer look... and I *got it!*

Monetise Your Facebook Activities

Facebook is by far the absolute BEST platform on the Internet for high-level professional networking, strategic business buildling, and massive no/low cost promotion!!

Here's the cool part - you don't need to sink hours on end each day to achieve huge results that puts money in your bank account!

I came across Mari Smith - she's a Facebook guru!! Her latest course, Facebook for Professionals, is the real deal. You'l literally find everything you need to know to skyrocket your business and profits using Facebook. Mari even teaches you how to use Facebook effectively in just five minutes a day!

Check it out here: Monetize Your Facebook Activities

Let me know what you think!

Miz Helena

P.S. By the way, Mari told me she's about to DOUBLE the price of this course... it's already a total giveaway. And Mari gives you 30 days to give the course a test drive at zero risk to you: Monetise Your Facebook Activities!


Miz Helena's Facebook profile


my space pays for 19 year olds college!!

Today, all the experts are telling you to use sites like eBay to earn income streams from your home. However, did you know that there are sites that get four times the traffic of eBay and even Amazon? It may further surprise you that these types of sites are social networks such as MySpace and Facebook.

Don't believe me? Watch this video: Space Bankers

It is no surprise then, that Facebook was recently valued at over $15 billion.

Why the high value on sites that simply claim to be "a place for friends?" Well, the truth lies in the fact that these sites are not just hubs for high school and college students. If that were the case, why would every 2008 Presidential candidate feel the need to create profiles on both of these sites? Instead, these social networks have become incredible marketing tools, and some are exploiting the opportunities there to rake in profits.

You never hear about these opportunities, however, because social networks are thought to be just places that pre-teens go to talk about the hot girls in high school. I guess it would make sense, then, that a teenager cracked the social network code and made $754 in one day thanks to MySpace.

Here's the proof: Space Bankers

It's interesting to note that, while some people fret about affiliate traffic, eBay sales being low, and Google cracking down on Adwords and making search engine optimization more difficult, sites like MySpace and Facebook continue to grow by leaps and bounds. There's got to be SOME way to tap that traffic and turn it into revenue, doesn't there?

Imagine if you could harness the millions of hits that MySpace and Facebook get on a daily basis. estimates that these networks get as many page views does Google! Therefore, if you could redirect just a small fraction of that traffic to yourself, you can expect to see amazing results.

Social networks continue to grow, and they are the biggest example of the Web 2.0 revoluation. If you have an existing business, you are missing out on thousands of leads and sales if you are not investing time marketing on the social networks. If you don't have a business, social networks give you a very easy way to build one.

Again, here's the video that shows the power of the social networks: Space Bankers

Until next time

Miz Helena

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Monday, November 3, 2008

letter from mistress

*tucking your blankets warm around you and kissing your forehead* you worry too much, little boy.

You did make Me feel that way tonight and do fairly often. You do sometimes make Me wonder where your heart and mind are. You give Me a great deal of yourself, but sometimes hold back your honest feelings. You seem rather casual and detached about the whole thing at times. I know the motivation and I know you are being self sacrificing. I know you want Me to have the best. And I know you are not sure if you can be the best for Me. However, I will decide that...not you. I would never keep you out of pity. That would be unfair to us both. I only want you if it is right and if it is right for you as well. Be more forthright with Me. I care for you a great deal as well....much more than you realize. Trust in that and Me.

mmmmmmm well done, boy. I got a very sexy very clear visual from that. now I want to fuck you until you beg... face slapping.....another yum thing....did not know you fantasized about such....slut boy. *smiles* Now here's more for you to fantasize about....I will be closing My eyes and feeling you with Me as I cum to that very thought tonight.

*kissing you sweetly* good night, my precious pet. *blowing you a kiss*


slavery reward

He comes home from his thirsty. She meets him at the door. “Come on, boy. I have something in the yard for you to do. “

“Yes Ma’am,”

he follows Her to the backyard. As he rounds the corner he draws in a soft breath. He sees heavy chain link restraints attached to a tree.

She grins, “You were hoping for yard work, I suppose?” She watches him squirm a moment and then Her tone hardens. “Take off your clothes.” She quickly secures his wrists and chains him to the only tree in the yard with absolutely no shade from the harsh summer sun. She goes to a small table and produces a small pitcher of water and a glass which she fills a quarter of the way full. She brings the glass to his parched lips and hy drinks it desperately. “You will earn more as we go, pet.” She coos as she moves behind him. Seconds later he hears the crack of the whip. She doesn’t actually make contact but just lets the sound wash over him. He jerks and every muscle tenses as he rises up on his tip toes. She stands silently behind him until his muscles begin to slowly relax. Her whip slices through the air and into his back.

He writhes away and She says sweetly, “ Awwwwwwww......I am going to have to kiss that and make it better.” He relaxes again as She steps closer anticipating the feel of Her soft lips on his skin. The whips cuts him two more times. She walks in front of him to look into his face. His head is down from the heat of the sun beating down on his face. She gently pulls his head up to look into his eyes. She softly kisses his lips and then is gone again. He listens.....wondering where She went.....until he feels Her breath on his ear, “Do you want to feel My touch, boy?”

“Yes, Mistress,” he sighs.

Immediately he feels the sting of what feels like twenty whips....a cat o nine tails. Before he can even cry out it is striking again and again. He moans in rhythm with the whip and yanks against the chains. After twenty strokes She is back in front of him. She grabs his face and forces him to look into Her eyes. “Do you like My new toy, slut?”

“Yes, Ma’am,” he whimpers.

She laughs softly and goes back to the table getting another glass of cool water. She stands in front of him and takes a long sip of water. Then pressing Her lips to his She lets the water slowly trickle into his mouth. Over and over She dances this dance until the glass is gone. The She walks Her fingers up the chains and toys with the lock. His heart races.

She chuckles, “You don’t really think I am done with you, do you?” He groans a little but does not answer. Before he can tell where She is he feels the cane bite into the right side of his back. He tries to look to the right but She is already at the left landing the next strike. His head jerks to that side to see Her standing there with Her patented smirk. “Do you want more, boy?” He hesitates not sure of what the answer should be.

“Yes, Mistress....” he says slowly.

“Perfect,” she smiles. The next stroke is even harder. He cries out and turns his body away. After ten repetitions she steps in front of him and gives him a little kiss. He leans into Her trying to stay close to Her mouth with his own. She pulls away and waves one finger at him, “You have to earn that, precious.” She stalks behind him and says coldly, “Now, this is going to hurt you a lot more than it is going to hurt Me.”

His whole body tenses and he is squirming and trembling. Then Her hands are on him rubbing soothing aloe into his back. He relaxes into Her touch and She says in a calming voice, “Feel better, My sweet boy?” He shakes his head yes. She reaches up to unchain his hands and he sinks to the ground kissing Her feet. She runs Her hand lightly through his hair and murmurs, “That’s My good boy.” She crouches beside him and hands him a glass of water and he drinks it down fast.

She takes his hand and leads him into the house watching the chill bumps rise along his back as the air conditioner touches his heated skin. She pulls him into the bathroom and stands him in the shower. She turns on the cold water and washes him head to toe with a washcloth without saying a word. He shivers as She dries him. She takes him to the bedroom and tells him to lay down on the bed. She slips onto the bed beside him and softly runs Her hands over his chest. “You are such a good pet.”

“I am I happy please you, Ma’am,” he says softly.

“You do, baby. Do you want Me, little boy?” He nods....eyes clouding with desire. She leans closer and kisses him gently and then more passionately. She drags Her nails up his side and hy begins to shake. She slides Her leg slowly up over him to pin his waist to the bed. He automatically arches up to Her. She slips Her hand under him to run Her fingers over the marks on his back. He winces slightly and kisses Her harder. She wraps Herself around him and moves him on top of Her. He is watching Her eyes carefully and She smiles into him. He kisses Her lips lightly again and then trails kisses down Her neck and over Her collarbone.....down over Her breasts and lower down Her stomach occasionally glancing up to see Her nod slightly giving him permission to explore Her body. She allows him to take his time and savor his reward. Then She takes him by the hair and pulls his mouth back to Her heavenly lips. Melting him with Her kiss She guides him to grind into Her. He begins to tremble uncontrollably as this is the first time he has been allowed on top. He remains perfectly still until She smacks him lightly on the ass urging hym into motion. Faster and faster they move together. Breath coming harder. Muscles tensing. Until they are swept away by the intensity of the moment of soul touching soul. In the quiet moments after they drift into each other and quietly rest in each others arms.


letter from submissive

I am wandering through the halls of the place. I have not been here in years and I am just finding My way around. Simply flowing from each section to the next and taking it all in a little at a time. Coming to a long hallway I step around the corner and see a large heavy door at the end of the hall. Feeling quite like Alice in Wonderland I cover the distance to the door slowly and steadily. Pushing against the heavy oak reveals a large room...a dungeon. Letting my eyes adjust to the relative darkness I find two candles on high stands flanking the door. Taking one of the matches from the table I light each one and then turn to take in the dancing patches of light like fairies playing against the walls. Looking around I see seeing various tools and toys like tiny soldiers of understanding quietly at ease against the walls. Traveling the perimeter of the room I let My hand trail lightly of the more interesting objects taking in their texture and scent. Stopping in the center of the room after My brief inventory I look more closely. Catching My eye is one particular toy. Bathed in a pool of light as if displayed proudly for Me. Clicking My shoes against the hard floor I make My way over for closer inspection. I reach out with my fingertips to caress the wood when I reach it. Carefully I take the heavy wooden paddle into my hand. I test the grip and balance of the shape. Striking it against My palm I feel it vibrate through Me. I smile softly relishing the power this paddle has when in the right hands. Mentally I catalog the many emotions it can inflict when wielded by someone who understands. I replay in My head some of the precious tears I have brought forth and the pretty marks I have left behind. I stand there for a moment quite lost in My thoughts.

Taking a deep breath I place the paddle back on the wall. Closing My eyes for a minute I stay in that place. Opening them I explore the room once more. Walking to the floggers, I let each fall slide through my fingers. The suede one catches briefly against my softer skin. The leather one glistens black snaking against my red nails. Another silk one plays between my fingers like butterflies. Walking further each step echoes off the walls. Stopping in front of the straps and belts, I feel a slow smile licking over my lips. Taking each one between my fingers, I measure the weight and thickness. Mentally I gauge the welts it would kiss into tender flesh. I picture the jump created when such an instrument is cracked through the air not even touching skin yet....just touching nerves....searing through the strongest hearts. Her sweet strong heart that yields only under My command. My eyes narrow and my heartbeat increases thinking about the urgency provoked by each strike. The small whimpers crescendo into pleas to be taken even further and further....higher and higher....until gently floating back like a feather into My palm. Then there are no barriers...just raw... forcing her vulnerability. Guiding her to weep tears that were never allowed into my lap. Rebuilding.

Stepping to the dresser where my private things are kept and opening the drawer. Taking out a small pong type and laying it carefully on top of the dresser. Turning back to the drawer and rummaging though it to find the other things I am looking for.

Leaning back over the dresser and seeing my little box. Black leather with a blood red buckle and a small heart shaped silver lock. Breathing deeper as the familiar comfort seeps into me ... my fingers caressing the well worn lid the fingertips toying with the cold lock. Slipping my hand into my pocket I retrieve a small key with the same heart shape in the handle as the lock on the box. I ease it into the cold metal and hear the passionate click as they connect and open. The metal warms under my touch as I remove the lock and place it on the dresser. Easing the top open on the box I reveal the dark red silk interior. Tenderly laid as a surgeon’s tools the arrangement inside never changes. Two letters tied together with a midnight blue ribbon. One shard of emerald glass beside it. A small flogger with a sterling silver braided handle. And the bittersweetness that exudes as sure as the leather scent that touches every part me.

Tenderly picking up the letters and pulling a loose end of the ribbon so that the top letter slips obediently into my palm. Carefully opening the well loved paper and absorbing the words as I have so many times before....“Mistress,

I have relived last night a hundred times. I offer this to you as a weak recount of my overwhelming feelings.

I can hardly control my excitement. My desire to please is so strong it seems to be pulsing through each vein, building into a warm…. no, a hot, ache in my groin. It’s as if all of my blood, my hot blood and my vivid thoughts are building at the center of me. And how it aches! The sensitivity is so real, so incredibly apparent that I find myself lost. My body is burning. And we havent even begun! I am still clothed, and you have just left the room, leaving me to prepare myself for your inspection upon your return. So now I must undress, expose my body and its passion for your whim. And how I want to please you! I can feel my hands shake, a cool sweat forming on my skin...nervous anticipation. If not for my blood racing through my body I could lose control! But, as I am learning quickly, that will not matter as I will soon no longer be in control of my own being. That will be yours for your use, for your desire, and as you see fit. Quickly I undress, my shirt first, my shoes, my socks, and slowly, my pants. As much as I desire to be naked for you, I am nervous. I have never been naked, alone, and exposed for an undetermined length of time. The pants fall to the floor and I hesitate for a moment....a shiver coming over me. I must hurry, you will be back soon, and I cannot begin with disapproval. My underwear falls to the floor. And I am free...I stand there, my body taught with anticipation. I tense, just a little, to try and impress you. Futile, I should realize, as you will soon see my body in such compromise that nothing will be hidden. My heart jumps and my flesh tingles....both awaiting something, anything, to touch them. Just the calm air of the room is bringing them higher....”

I turn the page over and drink in the feelings each word drums into my heart.

"Instantly my attention is drawn to the corner of the room. I can hear your heels clicking on the floor. One, two, three, |and I tense again, hold my breath, and wait. Your entrance. Your smile. My mind tries so hard to absorb so much, to feel the purity in your sex, the grace in your motion. I no longer feel awkward, I feel proud to display myself for you. Your hair, your eyes, those devilish eyes cutting through me, reaching into my soul, reaching to the depths of my mind and my body. Your strong shoulders, delicate arms and hands, those breasts, your thin waist, the perfect curvature of hips and thighs, your delicious ass and those long, muscular legs. I can feel your blood red lips smirk at me, pulling my thoughts to you.

The light glimmers, briefly, off of the black leather as you walk towards me. Your body, glistens in your attire, the sculpted form of pure sexuality, uninhibited and strong. You seem to make the room drop away, pushing a reality that is too plain to comprehend, to simple and naive to bother. But we are there. I can feel you, the power that radiates from your body, the sheer glory of the raw sexual energy. How incredibly awkward....but it feels so right. Here, I am here, and take me, all of me. Your smirk slowly grows into a wicked grin. You are close now. I try to keep eye contact, but it’s hard. So much to look at! Your breasts bounce, slightly, held back by the tight leather, your hips moving slowly, up and down, those heels, so erotic. And those lips. Those glowing lips. I stare, waiting for the words.

“Put your hands on your head..... I want to look you over.”

“Yes, Ma’am,” I blurt out, and my hands are quickly on my head.

Slowly you make your way around me. A calculated path, each step examining another part, as if evaluating each. My Inspection has begun. The line has been drawn and I no longer have control of anything, and I know this.

As your hands travel over me you glance up to meet my eyes. “Pretty excited aren’t you?”

“Yes, Ma’am, for you, only for you.”

“That’s right,” You murmur. You are close now. I can feel the heat as you approach me from behind. Your delicate hands reach out and slowly caress my hips. Your body moves close to mine and I can feel the cool leather against my hot flesh. Your hands move around my hips, gradually strengthening your grip. Up my stomach and over my chest...Your fingers massage my chest and make their way to my nipples, gently squeezing them. I can feel the sensation radiate through my body, a warm, but sharp, sensation that brings me awareness higher. The sensation quickly vanishes as your nails dig in to my stomach, leaving white trails as the first marks of your journey through my body and mind. Your hands now caress me, gently massaging my muscles, urging them to relax. You lead me to a nearby chair, and taking a seat, you point down.“Over my knee.”

I am there....sliding across your lap uncomfortably.

There is a pause as you examine my situation.. You are making me wait.


“Unnn,” escapes my mouth, as the slap comes unannounced.“Count for me and no whining.”

“Yes, Ma’am.”





I am lost in the sensation. First, the simple compromise of my body. I have never given control to anyone, let alone ever been over someone’s knee! But my thoughts evaporate as my ass begins to burn and burn and burn. By the time you are done, my body is aching from the front side and the back. Two opposite, but somehow wholly connected, each feeding the other and further stimulating my arousal.

You allow me to stand now. My mind amazingly reels faster. The burning in my ass is a warm pain, something that I am acutely aware of but find not altogether unpleasant. And so it is understood now. This is the way it will be.


Your devoted and smitten submissive"

I gently nod My approval as I fold the letter once again and whisper out loud, “ The way it will be forever. You are Mine.”


tonight you will be my sacrifice

Whispering against your ear, “Tonight you will be My sacrifice. Laid out before Me in tender compromise.”

You keep your eyes down and say softly, “Please, Ma'am.”

Lashing you to the bench... leather cuffs biting your wrists. Your body pressing nervously against the wood. My knee sliding up between your thighs...parting them....exposing you for My whims....pressing just briefly against your heat. Stepping away I pick up two floggers, one in each is My softest. Slowly I begin to caress your back with the suede...steadily swinging back and forth lulling your skin into a soft pink and your mind into comfortable waves of submission.

Switching hands to the hard leather flogger I jolt you from your softness...popping you hard across the shoulder. Wincing you duck your head between the bars resting your cheek against the cool wood. Reaching forward I yank your head back up by the hair and bite a slow hard line down your neck marking you as Mine. I soak in all your delicious little sighs and moans. Letting go of your hair I step back and bring the flogger down over and over across your shoulders deepening the color to crimson....deepening your soft cries to harder groans. Laying My cheek against the back of your shoulder, I feel the heat of your soft shudders against My skin. I drag My nails lightly up your side and pressing the fabric of My white button down against your tender back, I slide My leg up the side of your thigh grinding barely against your ass. I step back again not touching you at all.....watching you tremble.

Bringing My whip down hard I slice into your back....whipping you again and again until you are panting and writhing....waiting for you to cry out for Me. I push you farther until you are moaning in time with every hit....until you are shaking.....gasping.....until the tears. I stop and walk in front of you cradling your face in My hands....watching your glassy eyes...stroking your cheek. I walk back behind you again. Slowly unbuttoning My shirt, I let it slide off My shoulders to the floor. Stepping close to you, I press My cool flesh to your hot skin...My breasts against your sore back. Sliding My hand down over your hip.....then feel how hot you are for wet from taking My pain. You lean your head back against My shoulder, your lips parted slightly. Leaning into you I push you hard against the bench. Your hips trapped between the wood and My hand....barely stroking you and pushing My body into the welts from My whip. Bringing you to the edge, I stop and step away.

Your body shivers as the cool air washes over it. Picking up My small cane, I drag it up the inside of your thighs slowly bringing hungry groans from you...tapping it very softly against your swollen head....then bringing it down hard across the back of your thigh. You draw in your breath fast and hold it. Slowly and deliberately I stripe you from the bottom of your ass to your knee. You jump and cry out until I get the tears I want from you. Finally taking My short cane I carefully cane the word “slut” into your ass. You feel My fingers tracing out the word and whisper “your slut, Ma'am”.

Coming back in front of you....stroking your hair...cupping your chin in My hand and bringing your eyes up to meet Mine, “Yes only Mine, little boy.” I slowly kiss away every tear....murmuring to you how proud you make Me and what a good boy you are. I walk back behind you and reach up to carefully release your restraints taking care to hold you so that you don't fall. Sliding to the floor with you, I wrap a soft blanket over you and hold you....your head in My lap....My hands in your hair....resting together.


Sunday, November 2, 2008

owned slave

Suffer for your passions, boy.

Crave like a junkie on the down of a three day binge.

Saturated by a hard rain of tears.....soaked to the skin.

Razor blade crawling over broken glass to glimpse a taste.

Desperate words falling incoherently from your lips.

Gasping breaths at My discretion.

Lapping up every drop I allow like a refugee.

Feeding from Me with starving devotion.

Worshiping at the honey altar.

Owned slave.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

the day the penis asked for a raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

P. Niss

The Response

Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.


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