Tuesday, April 28, 2009

size queen reviewed

The size queen is the most daring sex toy purchase I have made. Solid, yet flexible, it really is heavy duty shit when it comes to femdom play or even that norty self indulgance. One word of warning: make sure you use a good quality lube for anal penetration, as it can be quite painful. *wink*

Product Description:

This is the Professional Grade Sex Toy for the not so faint of heart. This strap-on has a 10 hollow dong with ball sack and is 2.5 thick. The harness is equipped with rugged O`Rings and metal side rings to efficiently harness the monster dong that comfortably fits any size and is fully adjustable. Out with the dainty and frilly and IN with the heavy duty and rugged!

The Size Queen

The Size Queen

Sunday, April 26, 2009

the beast

This is the beast, a rare beauty..a 1973 HQ Holden Monaro GTS.. shes a wild one this is the vid I put together from pictures and the end has her driving away.. listen to that roarrrrr awesum!!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

what men really want

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Sunday, April 19, 2009

Easter eggs

Hi guys its easter time and that means lots of yummy goodies. Painted eggs, profiteroles custard-filled, koulourakia, baklava, bbq'ed chestnuts, cristoli. we had a fabulous day, great food, lots of laughs, great debates, venting, perfect fresh day. We even had a lushh sunshower

Friday, April 17, 2009

blow by blow fellatio book review

Blow by Blow Fellatio ­ Book Review

So we all know that men LOVE fellatio but not all women know how to do it properly. So is Michael Webb’s latest edition worth reading? Let’s find out…

After just reviewing a book on oral sex of the female variety (cunnilingus), I have to say I’m now a BIG believer in guides on oral pleasure. It really does take more work than just an up and down motion.

Okay, so while there are many interesting sections in this book including health and safety, diagrams and anatomy, shaving and waxing and visual stimulation, the REAL heart of the book is in the techniques section.

The book contained 15 techniques in total, which range from obvious all the way to techniques I’d never heard of before! Yes, there’s much more than just suck! And if you’ve ever wanted to know how to deep throat or ever felt too scared to try, you’ll appreciate this in the advanced techniques section, although it would have been nice if it went into a little more detail.

Also, I really enjoyed the section on “building anticipation” which helps men have a more powerful and satisfying orgasm. And it was nice to see that the whole trouble with “getting it up” problem was solved with some very impressive ideas too!

However, probably the best thing about the book was that the locations, positions and new sensations sections really help inspire you to come up with your own ideas and ways to spice up fellatio and keep it exciting ­ because it’s almost always the same.

So were there any down points? Sure. I found many of the other sections a little tedious and a little boring. I mean, some were interesting, like the health and safety, but I often found myself sneaking a peak at the techniques section before coming back and reading it again properly.

Nevertheless, I still think Blow by Blow is a must read for women. So if you suspect that your man’s not enjoying oral pleasure much, you’re new to all this or a little scared, or even if you just want to give him an out of this world experience, then this book is perfect for you! Two big thumbs up!

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Thursday, April 16, 2009


Oh oh
I could make you

We could make it if I met you in a different head space
I could make you

We could shake it if I met you in a different head space
I could shake you

We could fake it if I met you in a different shitty place
I could fake it


Oh oh
I could make you

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

catholic confession gets an upgrade

This video is just PML funny.. thx to @Blokeslib.. this is definately a must for epi.. have fun.. and no matter what you do... always check the confessions box first!! LOL

Monday, April 13, 2009


its pityful,
we can't rewind the things we've been
So depart, vanish if you long
Just walk
before you're eaten by the bitterness

im looking at you
unabatingly thrashing
torcherous and bare
unplugging yourself
are you longing to breathe?

delve with me
lets wash ourselves clean
even so
that feeling was somewhere sometime ago
of craving passion rawness anew
watching each wobbly step unfold

i have my eye on pause
as the mind replays
resets and sinks
dream, dream on
thats all I have
and its madness

I wont fall without you
thats yet to come
give to me the words
that I know oh so well
avoiding because
they are the ones that undo

Miz Helena

Saturday, April 11, 2009

the latest from aweber